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Vincent A. Womahon
Jan 15, 05 - 2:55 AM |
Vince Womahon's Personal Thread
Anyone who posts in this thread, who is not Vincent Alexandre Womahon, will automatically be fired, or must pay a $19.95 (US) fee per letter (including spaces and punctuation marks). So have any of you seen the new infomercial on WSET? It's great. I saw it just the other day and just so happened to have memorized the entire thing. "Do you wake up in the middle of the night with indigestion? Are you worried about being constipated? -- WELL TOO F***IN BAD! IF YOU WEREN'T SO D@MN STUPID, YOU'D KNOW THAT YOU SHOVED A PINK SLIP UP YOUR ASS, THINKING IT WAS TOILET PAPER! IT MEANS YOU'RE FIRED!" End. |
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Vincent A. Womahon
Jan 26th, 2005 - 9:17 PM |
Message II
Excellence leads to greatness. Anyone who is great should rule the world. Ruling the world is a one-man job. (It is fitting, since there is only one man who is great.) It is a one-man job because one needs to be a philosophical genius. Being a genius means that you are excellent in everything in which you do. Therefore Vince Womahon is a great, philosophical genius, who is of supreme excellence, and should rule the world. George W. Bush, you think you're me, but there's one problem: I AM ME. So quit trying to steal my lifestyle you tyrant pig. |
Vince Womahon
Apr 25th, 2005 - 2:16 AM |
Message III
In case anyone missed it, two weeks ago, Vince Womahon joined Dynamite Dave as the SECOND unbeaten White Supremacy wrestler in WSW. However, it is no longer written in my contract to ever wrestle again. Thus, Vince Womahon has now retired from active competition and will now be simply known as one of the greatest legends that the sport has ever seen, due to my phenominal winning percentage. The business offices of Womahon Inc. would like to congratulate... MYSELF, Vincent Alexandre Womahon, on just being that god-d@mned good! |
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