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Slash



Nov 8, 05 - 4:36 PM
New Slash's Smoke out

New Slash's Smoke out

I know,I said I'd do one a these every two weeks, but I'm a stoner, gimmie a break, plus, I haven't had anything to complain about....Till now.

I'm sure those of you who give a **** know Devil's Night, which is our Halloween show, has been pushed back to the middle of November, yeah I know, that's some dumbsh!t right there, but that's how the cards fell. Here's why.
It all started right after the 2005 UGWA Rumble, a great show in my opinion. The UGWA was on top of our ***** Things were good, but that all came to a screeching hault when my mom bought the house we were wrestling at, from my uncle. My Mom don't care too much for wrestling, and told us to kick rocks. She didn't really have a good reason other than she just didn't like it. period.
So now the UGWA was in a pickle, we needed a place to wrestle and fast. We didn't want to lose the momentum we had. Luckily we found a place in the yard of former UGWA wrestler Malice, AKA Mark Joseph. We didn't have the snazzy entrance way we had barely put up when we were booted from the old yard, but it would have to do. Only problem was MJ was moving in a couple months so we only had till the beginning of October. We made the best of our new surroundings, had some pretty good shows, got a new crowd. looked like we dodged the bullet, but we had to start looking again, for a temporary place to wrestle for October when it came time for Mark Joseph to move. He said once he was settled we could go to his new place, but for October, and our 2nd biggest show all Year, Devil's Night, we'd need a temporary yard.
This is where I was presented with 2 options, from 2 rookies, Juanted and Creeper. Both guys offered their yards to us. I chose Creeper, since it was so close to MJ's old place, it would be east to get to. Plus he said we coulkd store the mats! That was one of the biggest mistakes I could ever have made in all the years I've run the UGWA. Right off the bat we had problems. This guys yard was littered with old broken ****, some of it we could turn into props for matches, but most of it was junk. second, there were weeds everywhere, not the good kind either. When we all actually showed up one the day for the 1st show there, his yard we still covered in weeds, which he told me would be gone, so instead of having a show, we made like mexicool and pulled out some mutherphukkin weeds. We did this for a couple hours and cleaned off a mat which was dirtied by pleople doing construction in his yard that day.
After we figured we weren't gonna have a show, we stopped pullin weeds and got ready to go. we rolled up the freshly cleas mat and tried to put it away, problem was there was a lock on the tent creeper was keeping them in, so he said he'd take care of it. And we left.
Two weeks later, time for the Devil's Night build up show. I show up at his house, he's no where in site, so I go in the back to check on our $1,150 mats. before I even get to them, I'm greeted by Creepers little nephews who say to me, "Is it ok if we've been playing on your mats?"
WTF!!!....WTF!!! What are these kids doing playing on my mutherphukkin mats!?! thats when I round the corner and see the mat we cleaned two weeks before, clumped up on the floor, filthy, left in the exact same spot we put it when creeper told us "I'll take care of it".
So now, I'm just about as ****** as I can get, but I have to control myself. I can't do what I wanted to do, cuz I'd go to prison for ever if I do, so I calmy load my filthy mat into the car, and go for the rest. That's when I see that goddam lock still on the tent.
I didn't get my mats for almost a week after that. The rest weren't in as bad of shape as the one left in the dirt for two weeks, but they were still pretty bad.
When I finally talked to creeper, he said, "oh...my bad, oh well." WTF! This guy single handedly phukked up Devil's Night and almost wrecked our mats, which let me remind you, there's no mats, there's pretty much no UGWA, and all he had to say was
my bad oh well?
Well that's why Devil's Night is retarded this year, that's why there were no shows for the month of October, when usually thats one of our busiest months. That's why the UGWA has been all but Dead....
BUT WE'RE BACK!
We are at Mark Joseph's new place and it's pretty bad ass! This Sunday will be What's Left of Devil's Night. If Creeper even bothers to show up, remember to thank him for almost killing your fed.
That's all...And I'm Being NICE
Slash out.
Dave



Nov 8th, 2005 - 10:31 PM
Re: New Slash's Smoke out

Stupid creeper......don't really know the guy......but....stupid creeper......


those mats actually cost $1150???!??!!!!.............wow.....thats way too much money in my opinion for those 4 little things......oh well......hopefully it won't rain so you guys can get your show done.
Vincent A. Womahon



Jan 6th, 2006 - 12:01 PM
Re: New Slash's Smoke out

That's f***ed up. That guy should be clubbed on the back of the head with a baseball bat numerous times.


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