Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our


best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially


responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,


celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within


the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of


your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect


for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of


others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular


traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, personally


fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the


onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not


without due respect for the calendars of choice of other


cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,


physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer


platform, or sexual preference of the wishees.




By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.


This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is


freely transferable with no alteration to the original


greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually


implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is


void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole


discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as


expected within the usual application of good tidings for a


period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent


holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is


limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish


at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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